That has to be one of the most grammatically incorrect and non-sense-making title for a blog. Way to go, Beyoncé, you crazy lady! But seriously, what is with that song? In case you don’t know what song I’m talking about, I’m talking about Video Phone by Beyoncé. I first heard it/saw the video months ago but didn’t really give it much thought, but I got bored and I watched the video for it again and it hit me how spastic it is. It doesn’t make sense. Nothing about the song/video makes sense. At all. But that’s why I appreciate it. The absolute absurdity with the lyrics/video is so.. cool. I dunno.
When I think of Beyoncé, I don’t really think of this “ghetto bitch” and she tries to act like it in the video and it’s just the funniest thing in the entire world. Lady GaGa is hilarious in it as well. Like, she just stands there and goes all spastic. I watched the making of it and it was the cutest thing. I can’t be bothered going to find it now, but if you want, you can and be amused and all that jazz.
So, apart from dancing around to Video Phone and sitting around in my underwear playing Super Mario Bros., I’ve done absolutely nothing today. I had my first sleep in since my little drunk night and it was good. I like sleeping. I also was still super full from yesterday so I didn’t have to eat much today, which meant I got to sit down for longer. Haha, that makes me sound lazy as.
Everyone was all like, “BOXIIINGGG DAYYY SALEZZZZ!” and shit and at one point I wanted to go shopping, but then I realised that it’s just dumb. Why do I want to go to shops when they’re gonna be extra full of people? Why do I want to make myself annoyed and get all stressed and tired and shit? Not necessary. I don’t mind paying actual money for stuff anyway. Gosh.
I can’t be fucked writing shit today. Seriously.
As you were.
