I’m ready for action

I’m all for rekindling past friendships. Seriously, I’ve been talking to a lot of my “old friends” these past few days and everything’s good and stuff. However, I do not like people that I didn’t even really like all that much to begin with constantly trying to talk to me. Especially when they try to talk to me on the phone and especially when they try to do this when I’m bloody sleeping.

I got woken up today at eleven after falling asleep at about six. Sure, it was nice to hear the Slap Chop Rap thing, but still. I didn’t answer the phone at all.. I just kept letting it ring out. Actually, by the end of it I just kept rejecting the calls and then I eventually just put my phone on silent and went back to sleep.

But ugh, go away. You’re not even in bloody Victoria anymore and who knows? You’re probably pregnant now with a billion STDs and you’ve probably moved on from weed to.. God knows what. So yeah.

Anyway, I finally rolled outta bed at about one cause I got told my aunty was coming over and she has THE most annoying voice IN THE WORLD and I didn’t want it to wake me up. Hahaha, so yeah, I got up and then I got in the shower and then I just hear this screeching sound and I knew my aunty had arrived.. hahahaha.

Oh, I didn’t wash my hair today for some mental reason and I feel all weird about it.

But yes, for the whole time she was here I just played music loudly so I didn’t have to listen to her talk about how amazing she is because she can bake food and how amazing her trip to Europe was. Uh, you went like, three years ago.. nobody gives a FUCK.

Okay, so last night, I found myself watching some show.. I think it’s called Nigella Feasts. Anyway, this lady is amazing; I think I’m in love. She’s a chef and she spent the whole show just making stuff with various chocolates and OMG EVERYTHING LOOKED SO GOOD.

I think she’s actually evil because she kept looking at the camera with a, “I know you want this stuff but you can’t get it” sorta look and she was describing everything and.. just.. oh.. I want her to come to my house and make me stuff all day long. I don’t care if she’s gonna try to fatten me up just to eat me.. just as long as she makes me brownies!

Anyway, there was a repeat of it this afternoon and my aunty just sat there saying how she could do everything so much better and blah blah blah. Seriously,  no, you can’t; everything you make is just not that great and you don’t look as nice and friendly as Nigella. So there.

Oh, but, my aunty bought me a block of chocolate, so I can’t hate her too much.. hahaha.

When she left, my ears rejoiced and I think I spent a lot of time playing Uno with my sister and my cousins. I seriously love Uno, even though I cheat all the time.. haha, it’s so fun.

Being a magician totally comes in handy. ;)

I got into a fight with my seven year old cousin.. like, a physical fight.. hahaha. I made him cry though, so it made me feel like a big man.

HAHAHAHA, NO, I’M KIDDING! I actually felt really bad, even though he bloody started it the little shit.

My other aunty came and picked up my cousins just then and I bitched to her about screechy-voice aunty and I love bitching to her about her (…) cause like, yeah, it’s amusing.

Oh, I baked cupcakes today. Well, I sat there and watched my sister and my cousins make them, but yep! The little.. paper thingo.. what the hell is that even called? You know the thing that cupcakes go inside? Anyway, they’re purple and they look really sexy and I’m proud of them! :D

I’m wearing my Iron Maiden shirt today and it seems heaps bigger for some reason, so I’m gonna say that I’ve lost weight to make myself feel good.. hahaha.

:)

So, today, I am confused once again cause like, hm, I think I like Lisa again. At the start of the show, she actually listened to Halfwit and let him have his say and then now everything seems to be okay again. Her influence is still evident, though, because now that she likes him, everyone else seems to like him again. It’s very strange.

I love Charlie. He like, locked the bathroom door today with random objects and Rodrigo, Siavash and Dogface were locked inside and it was so funny. I’ve wanted them to do something like that since the start now cause I always thought the entrance would be easy to lock. :P

I also loved how everyone started to bitch about Sree the second he left the house. Haha, it was great. And, Lisa just sat there with this really angry look on her face the whole time because she knew if she said something, they’d just be outnumbering her.

It was interesting seeing how more than half of today’s show was about stuff that happened after midnight. Usually there’s more stuff from during the day, but yeah, I guess everyone was just really boring during the day time.

It was actually quite an interesting episode. Rodrigo is the most confusing person in the entire world. He starts off being all jokey and fun and then he suddenly snaps and makes everything all serious and it’s just really mental. He was getting up Charlie a lot today and poor Charlie was reduced to tears.. :(

It seriously broke my heart. Aww, poor Charlie.

But then like, a few hours later, him and Rodrigo are kissing again. It’s a really weird relationship at the moment actually.

But yep!

Hm, so last night, I had some time to think over some stuff and I discussed this a bit with Jason and I’ve come to the definite conclusion that coming out is the scariest thing in the entire world. Like, even scarier than spiders.

Just, ugh. I was reading “coming out stories” on a couple of forums and it’s seriously scary and like, the advice and stuff just doesn’t seem to work in my head at all. Jason agrees with me, so shut up if you think the coming out advice that people give is helpful in anyway. It just makes it even more scarier.

But I’m totally sick of like.. just everything. I really wish it could be easier and stuff.. *sigh*

Plus, I seriously think I’m the most unappealing person in the entire world. Like, yeah.. hahaha. Some people seem to disagree with that, but whatever.

Haha, I don’t even know why I care considering I hate gay people. Hahaha, that doesn’t make too much sense, but it’s true. All people want is sex for the most part and it’s just retarded. So there.

So anyway, today was generally okay.. even though Nigella Lawson made me want to just stuff my face with chocolate all day long. It sounds good in theory, but ya know, after a while, even chocolate can start getting annoying. Ya know when it gets all.. sick tasting? Haha, yeah, that’s really annoying. And then you keep eating it cause you think, “Well, I’ve started it; I may as well finish it!”

Hahaha.

I’ve learned today that if I’m going to have condoms in my house around Halloween, it’s best to keep them well hidden because otherwise, someone might mistake them for candy and then start giving them out to the little kids that come trick-or-treating and then I’ll have to deal with parents calling me and asking me if I’ve got some sort of problem.

I also learned that with Facebook statuses, you can have 420 characters with spaces included in that and stuff. (Y)

As you were darlingz. (L)