They’re all made out of ticky-tacky

It’s probably kinda problematic when you have exams in under a week and you don’t even know when they are and you haven’t even studied one bit, but seriously, whatever. Me and Fahreta made some sort of effort this morning though. We went and looked at the exam timetable and… kinda sorta probably-not-really-but-ya-know memorised when our exams are. I can’t remember how many days off I have, but it feels like I have less than usual, which is pretty tragic. But yes, just the thought of exams is laughable. Like, what? We don’t have exams next week! What are you talking about?

In homegroup, Ms Paola wasn’t there and Sam was like, “Jake you have spares last two!” and I was like, “Oh, why?” and Sam was like, “Because Paola’s away..” and I was like, “Yeah, but why do I have spares?” and then I realised that she is my Psychology teacher and stuff. Yeah, just a bit slow this morning. I also realised that I have no idea who the people in my homegroup are. Cause we had Mr Bloom take over for us right and he came and sat next to me so I could help him mark the role and yeah, I didn’t know half the people he was asking about, which was kinda embarrassing. He was like, “Thanks for the help” and he said it sincerely but I don’t know how he could because I wasn’t helpful at all.

My classes were super fun today I think. It’s pretty funny actually cause we were doing revision for Media (like every other class) right and I honestly don’t remember ever learning about what we revised before. But yeah, it was a really fun class. I don’t really remember why exactly, but I don’t have any complaints about Mr Milner being a moody wanker, so, yeah, it must have gone alright.

Sociology was mega funny today. Leona came late to class and Milner asked her to go get a late pass and when she left he was like, “Quick! Everyone hide!” and then he realised that you can’t really hide in a classroom, so he moved the whole class to a classroom across from the one we were in and we just sat at the window and waited for Leona to come back. It was so funny. Then Leona came back and she went inside the classroom and she came back out looking really, really confused and then she started to call Rebecca to ask where we went and then she noticed us all in the other classroom just pissing ourselves laughing, ahahahaha, it was so funny. I loved it sick, yo. Milner kept trying to relate it to a “sociological experiment” to try and make it seem like it had a point, but he failed. :)

The actual lesson was easy as too. We spent like, ages working out this like, excursion for our class. We’re gonna go play lawn bowls with a group of old people and then we’re gonna get some lunch. It’s gonna be freakin’ awesome. And we’re having a picnic on Thursday as well, which is gonna be really cute and fun and aww, I’m so looking forward to that.

Emmanuel decided to join our class for a bit today. Cause he’s coming into Sociology next year, so he wanted to like, whatever, ya know? Haha, yeah, anyway, I hate him and his really good views and opinions. He totally made us all look like retards. What a bitch, ey? Then later on when me and Dakota were waiting for the bus (yay for spares, woo! :D) he walked past and we talked to him for a bit and he told us that Milner told him that we “carry the class” or something. And I was like, “How? Nothing I say actually has any relevance to anything” and he was like, “That’s why you’re good! I loved everything you said because it brought in the comic relief!” and I really don’t know how to feel about that. Like, I like that I’m like, the funny one, but yeah, I dunno. It’s not like I’m gonna stop with my random contributions though, hahaha.

But yes, I caught Dakota’s bus at lunch because I didn’t want to be alone and stuff. I had some KFC in St Albans because I really wanted Solo… haha, do you love how I use my want for drinks as an excuse to eat KFC? Anyway, I bumped into a Primary School friend there and it was so awkward. Like, she was sitting there the whole time and I knew it was her but I didn’t say anything and then she got up and saw me and then I slowly got up and walked to her and it was the weirdest thing… we looked at each other like we were aliens or something and it was awkward and arrrgghhh, did not like, did not like.

I caught the train back to Watergardens and then I saw that I had to wait half an hour for a bus. I’m such a fucking moron. Somehow, I convinced myself that walking home would be alright. Fuck, I can’t even walk home when it’s cold without dying. So yeah, I fucking died. Like, I wasn’t sure if I was gonna get home. I was sweating so much and it was disgusting and cars that drove past just looked at me like I was crazy. I was. I am. What the fuck was I thinking? When I got home I looked like such a mess. I had like, my shirt unbuttoned and my pants rolled up and I was drenched with sweat and it was not nice. Needless to say, I stripped off and jumped straight into the pool. Then I got cold, hahaha. It was such a change of temperature that I wanted to vomit, but I didn’t. Instead, I questioned why I didn’t just wait for the bus. I could have chilled at Watergardens for a bit. Got some ice cream. I’m so stupid.

Had to go get a filling today. I was kinda really worried, but it all turned out fine. I’m less of a horrible person today, which is swell. At the end of it, the dentist was talking about how she has fillings and I was like, “HA! YOU WEREN’T ALWAYS MISS PERFECT NOW WERE YOU?” and mum was like, horrified that I was talking to her like that. But whatever, hahaha. The dentist actually joined in with the joking and said that I can say whatever I like, so now the dentist is just like the hairdressers.

I had a nap when I got home, which sucks cause I couldn’t enjoy the amusing numbness from the anesthetic cause I was asleep. Stupid.

As you were.

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