Blah blah blah holy hell I’m seriously the most boring person ever lately. I don’t even know why I bother getting out of bed half the time because I don’t even do anything ever.
Like, for serious. Today I literally got out of bed and just sat around eating whilst watching the Hannah Montana marathon that was on Disney Channel. That’s it. Nothing else at all. It was a nice day when I woke up and I really felt like doing something but no, as per usual lately I was too boring to do anything.
It’s really annoying and it needs to be stopped. But it won’t be. I’m doomed to a life of boring.
Oh, but there was one funny thing today. For some reason, I forgot how to shuffle in diagonal. I know, tragic. So like, my sister kept trying to figure out what I was doing wrong and for hours and hours she just kept saying that I wasn’t moving my arms properly or I wasn’t moving my stomach properly and it was getting really hilariously frustrating. In the end, after all this, “Jake you’re moving your head like a chicken!” kinda stuff, it turns out that the only thing that was going wrong was that I kept leading with the wrong foot.
But hahahaha, omg, it was hilarious. Like, seriously, the imitations that my sister was doing had me in absolute tears. It was classic.
But apart from that! Yeah, I’m dull and yeah.
The point is, I really want to talk to Jason but he’s on holiday and whilst he messaged me a few times this morning (basically just saying that he has reception) I always find it weird texting him. It’s just not the same. But yeah.
I feel like getting obsessed with something, but there’s nothing. Tragic.
So, I really think everyone needs to get Jeffree Star’s album when it comes out tomorrow. Like, seriously, it’s such a fun album and I think it’s really cute that he’s actually got an album coming out and he’s all excited about it and it’s just really cute.
Aww! Look!
Naww! Haha, he’s all.. cute and excited.. haha aww!
Also, I find it really amusing that his album is gonna be at Target of all places. But ya know.
But yes! Get it!
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Ya know, I just realised that if I didn’t have this blog, I wouldn’t really realise how freakin’ dull I’ve been lately. Like, last year, I’m pre sure I spent my holidays doing what I’m doing now and yeah, it wasn’t like, “Holy fuck I’m so dull!” So yeah, thanks internet you fuckerz.
Today I learned what the little stars you get on Super Smash Bros. mean.
I also learned that I should probably read things before I eat them cause like, hot salami isn’t that.. mild.
As you were.
